45 Best Funny WhatsApp Status Quotes For 2015

Listed Below Are The Best Funny Whatsapp Status Quotes for 2015 (Updated)

• Some people are too chipper early in the morning, and what they don’t realize is that it’s very bad for their good health…until I am choking them.
• This lame status is not the only one that you’ll be reading this year….so brace yourself for the long haul.
• Hunting is so easy for a vegan because sneaking up on a plant doesn’t take rocket science…
• I get my best workouts done when I’m hiding from boring colleagues at my workplace.
• There are many things that you can say about women, but it takes real talent to turn a compliment into a two hour argument…
• My boss was feeling down and so I decided to cheer him up with a joke … so I showed him my pay slip…
• Honest people can be put into two categories….little kids and drunk persons.
• It’s a good thing that Apple is not in charge of New Year because we would all be waiting for 2015 but instead get 2014S.
• I’m engaged….to become drunk and disorderly while ushering in the new year…
• After thinking about my new year’s resolution, I settled for 1024X768.
• Why was the bull sweating? Because he was in a tight jersey!
• Before ALL CAPS, how did people express their anger?
• Like this status if you are “never drinking alcohol”.
• “I’m not looking forward to the New Year Celebrations….what with all the drinking and merry making” -my liver.
• Being awesome for yet another year is my New Year resolution.
• My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else get on.
• If you catch a homeless couple having sex, is it rude to tell them to “get a room”?
• I’ll forever be indebted to you if you lend me a million bucks.
• My love for you is like a lit candle...if you ever forget me….I’m burning your house down.
• My girlfriend said that I’m too fickle…while wearing her fake hair, fake nails and speaking with her fake accent.

• Whining on Facebook should be declared illegal.
• I took my wife to Honolulu on honeymoon 5 years back... its my marriage anniversary next week and I am going to bring her back now.
• It’s not that I hate anyone; it’s just that I do not like people.
• Let us all put down our cell phones and talk to each other….someone whose phone battery is dead.
• It is better not to post a status update and let people think that you’re dumb, than to post one and remove all doubt.
• It’s funny how couples have a fight and then immediately change their relationship status to “single”. Hey listen, I fight with my parents but you never see me change my status to “orphan”.
• Dear Autocorrect, she’s an amazing woman not an amazon woman, thanks. Now I’m never going to get laid.
• I was going to make you a rum cake but somehow I made you a plain cake and now I’m drunk.
• This pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear….I’m just fat.
• I read somewhere that drinking too much is not good for your health….so I stopped reading.
• Think we could get the North Korean Hackers to end “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”?
• Christmas is just like a day at the office….you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
• It’s a shame that stupidity can’t be converted into a useable source of energy.
• People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio.
• If you didn’t want me stopping by for cake, you shouldn’t have advertised your birthday with balloons & banner on your mailbox.
• Have a prosperous new year….I may need to borrow some money.
• Why is it always "I see you drank all the beer today!" instead of, "Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator."
• I wouldn’t hire a personal trainer, but I would gladly pay someone to knock unhealthy foods out of my hands.
• If I go missing this holiday season and there’s a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at the gym.
• Turns out that At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift.
• A wife is like a hand grenade because if you remove the ring, your home is gone.
• Love your neighbor, but make sure you don’t get caught.
• If I had a dollar for every funny status I read, I'd be rich.
• The downside to posting jokes all the time is that if I posted "Help, I am in an Iranian prison" everyone would be like "ha ha good one"

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Making WhatsApp Fun with Wallpapers

WhatsApp Messenger is one of the most popular cross-platform mobile messaging apps that allow users to send text messages (as long as they are using the app) without having to spend for SMS. The app is even more enjoyable if the user utilizes any WhatsApp wallpaper. The app is available for mobile operating systems like iPhone, Android, Nokia S40, BlackBerry, Windows Phone, and Symbian. WhatsApp uses Wi-Fi (when it is available) or 3G to send and receive messages from family and friends. If one uses WhatsApp, the user can receive and send messages, audio notes, video messages, and pictures.

WhatsApp Features
So, what makes WhatsApp very popular among users? For starters, there is no hidden cost when using WhatsApp. Once the app is downloaded, the person can use the app freely. One can send unlimited messages to contacts. However, the app should be used with an Internet connection: Wi-Fi or 3G/EDGE. Users can also enjoy the app’s group chat feature.

There are also no international charges. There are absolutely no costs to send messages via WhatsApp internationally, just like it is free to send an e-mail overseas. Users can chat with their overseas contacts as long as they use the app. With WhatsApp, users can avoid paying exorbitant international SMS costs.

Users can do away with bothersome usernames or PINs. The app works with the user’s mobile number and the app flawlessly integrates with the mobile phone’s current address book. There is also no need to log in or log out. Unlike social media platforms, the phone’s address book is automatically utilized to connect with contacts. Contacts using WhatsApp will be displayed automatically.

WhatsApp is also popular among users because of its offline messaging feature. Even if the user misses the push notifications or turns of his or her phone, the app will save the messages offline until the user will retrieve them the next time the app is used. Moreover, users can share locations, use a cool WhatsApp wallpaper, and exchange contacts. Other nifty features are landscape mode, custom notification sounds, email chat history, and precise message time stamps.

Wallpaper App
The very thing that makes WhatsApp fun to use is its dynamic WhatsApp wallpaper selection. A user can select a wallpaper from over 30 designs. The thing is, the WhatsApp Messenger does not come pre-loaded with wallpapers. A person has to download the wallpapers from a particular OS’s app store. For example, android users can download wallpapers from Google Play, while iOS users can download wallpapers from the Apple App Store. Alternatively, users can use the wallpapers from their respective phones’ galleries. For the app’s users, it is natural that they use the native wallpapers provided by the app itself.

For those who have not yet downloaded the WhatsApp wallpaper app, here are some things they may want to know. The wallpaper app offers a wide selection of beautiful backgrounds to change WhatsApp Messenger’s look. It makes for a fun chatting experience. The messenger app itself is excellent for sending out free messages from one’s smartphone and saves users SMS costs, although it can get somewhat dull while one is looking at the same interface most of the time. This is where the wallpaper app comes in.

WhatsApp’s official background images set includes various pictures, including an umbrella design, a brocade cloth design, lunar landscape, leaf designs, macro images of grass, land formations, seascapes, prairie fields, deserts, bridge views, galaxies, and night views. With very few exceptions, WhatsApp wallpaper designs are tasteful and attractive. The range of themes and subjects, however, is not as broad as one would find in another app like Backgrounds.

If a person wants to brighten chat sessions with the wallpaper app of WhatsApp, then WhatsApp’s native wallpaper app is a free and interesting way of adding color to the chat interface. Downloading the wallpaper app is also easy as long as WhatsApp Messenger is already installed. All a person needs to do is to go to his or her OS’s ‘marketplace.’ After searching for WhatsApp’s wallpaper app, the person only needs to click install and the app will download automatically.

The advantages of WhatsApp’s native wallpaper app are the app’s aesthetically-appealing background images and the wallpaper app is supported officially by WhatsApp. However, configuration of the wallpaper app is not quite as easy as one might think.

How to Change Wallpapers

The procedure in changing WhatsApp wallpapers is quite easy.

• Open the WhatsApp Messenger app and tap the ‘Menu’ key.
• Go to Settings and then Chat Settings.
• Tap the ‘Wallpaper’ key.
• One can tap ‘WhatsApp’ (if the native wallpaper app is downloaded) or tap ‘Android System’ and then ‘Gallery.’
• The user can then choose a photo.

Backgrounds
If a WhatsApp user seeks another wallpaper aside from the ones offered by WhatsApp, the Backgrounds app is an alternative as it offers 10,000 free wallpapers for users of Android phones. Backgrounds’ wallpapers are grouped into various categories including city, cars, peace, music, scary, and sports. Backgrounds’ images are updated constantly; thus, users will be delighted with new content.
In Backgrounds, browsing images is an easy process. There are 4 preview images displayed at once onscreen. One can browse through the images using the right and left arrow buttons. The user then taps an image and views it full screen. When a Backgrounds image is selected, the user then can set it instantly as wallpaper, set as a favorite, set as a contact’s picture, or save it in the mobile phone’s SD card.
The Backgrounds images selection is varied and impressive. One can even opt to browse for frames, which can then be applied over other images to make fun and dynamic effects. Backgrounds offers users, including WhatsApp users, an unlimited selection of pretty wallpapers for their mobile phones. However, the downside to the Backgrounds app is that sharing options are limited.

Other Wallpaper Options
While there are other wallpaper apps that are compatible with WhatsApp, users would definitely be satisfied with WhatsApp’s native wallpaper app or with backgrounds. Even if the user would settle for using the WhatsApp Wallpaper app, he or she would still be satisfied with the attractive graphics and HD imagery.

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Whatsapp Emoticons on your iPhone

The messaging application known as Whatsapp has grown to become one of the most widely used methods of messaging for smartphone users over the years. As of today, it boasts of a network of over more than 250 million users across the globe. One of the things that makes updating status on Whatsapp unique is its personalized set of smileys and emoticons. These emoticons add a certain charm to conversations and make emotions easier to convey in a digital age.

Whatsapp emoticons are unfortunately unavailable on iPhones. The standard smileys and stickers that Android users currently enjoy on Whatsapp are not yet compatible with iPhone, so for users to be able to enjoy emoticons, they would have to use their emoji keyboards that work on iOS.

Emoji was originally a Japanese term that refers to pictures used to express tone instead of a set of characters made to look like people expressing feelings or actions. Instead of using several characters that ate up the usable amount of letters and symbols you can place in a message, Japanese-based engineers made it possible to send a small picture at the expense of only one character.

It started out with just a few smile and symbols when it began, but now, users are able to convey a very wide spectrum of emotions such as anger, stress and even a plea for help using the many pictographs available on an emoji-compatible device.

In 1999, Japan encountered a large problem with the growing amount of mobile phone users frequently preferring to send pictures instead of text messages to convey their messages. This was a very costly alternative because the size of a picture file may be equivalent to several hundred text messages put together. With that much data sent to and from networks, the cost and load of such messages put a large challenge for Japanese mobile phone companies. They would have ended up bankrupt with the immense amount of pictures sent on a daily basis. Internet speeds would go down and constant delays would have occurred if a solution was not found.

In order to solve this problem, Japanese engineers created small pictographs that could be treated as single character inputs from users. This was a good solution to the problem as it encouraged text messaging and allowed for lighter bandwidth usage. This was the birth of emoji. The name “emoji” itself means “picture character” when translated to English.

The connection between emoji and the iPhone came later on, when Steve Jobs was trying to market the device into the Japanese market. He was met with plenty of rejection because iPhones were a bit behind on picture sending through messages unlike Japanese service providers.

It was through the telecom company known as Softbank that the technology behind emoji was incorporated into the iPhone. In exchange for a sizeable cut from iPhone profits in Japan, Softbank partnered with Apple to provide full support for an emoji keyboard. With that, every iPhone user was given access to Whatsapp emoticons. With the full support for emoji, which was a staple for many Japanese mobile phone users, Apple was able to penetrate the Japanese market.

Today, emoji support is now found not just in iPhones but in Android as well. On top of being able to support Whatsapp emoticons, Android users can also change their keyboards to use emoji and send emoticons to other devices that are compatible.

Using that technology, any application that uses a keyboard will come along with the capacity to send and receive emoji icons. It has now become a popular input method on iOS devices around the world.

Fortunlately, iPhones have been built to support emoji keyboards automatically and they already come pre-installed on later versions of the smartphone. In order to activate emoji keyboard and all the icons that come along with it, you just simply need to go to the settings option. Under settings, select the “General” option. This menu provides you with various options that change the presets an iPhone has such as the date and time. Under “General”, you will find an option that says “keyboard”. That option will show all the available keyboards installed into the device. Emoji should be one of the options found there. Once you have selected and added this under the same page, the iPhone will now display a different keyboard when the need arises.

When this is done, the emoji keyboard will pop up within Whatsapp, giving users full access to all the smileys and other icons available through the keyboard and because Android and iOS phones are all compatible with emoji, the recipients of these smileys and emoticons will not have any trouble recognizing the characters.

Tapping the globe icon on the emoji keyboard will pull up a list of the available pictures for sending. Users can cycle through various categories such as time, people, flora and fauna, punctuation marks and even vehicles. As of today, there is roughly more than 1500 available emoji icons.

When updates for iOS became available to users, more and more emoji icons are made available in order to provide more tone to messaging services. This means that constant and prompt updating of the software is necessary to ensure that bugs and error messages do not interrupt full usage.

Another way to use Whatsapp emoticons on an iPhone is by installing other third-party emoticon add-ons for Whatsapp. A trip through the iTunes store will provide you with many options. The only problem with using extensions like these is that other iPhone users may not be able to see and appreciate these emoticons because they might not have the same extension installed on their handsets.

With newer updates of both Whatsapp and iOS, users can expect to gain access to more Whatsapp emoticons in the future. On top of that, users can also expect a change in compatibility between the iPhone and Whatsapp. They may be able to use actual Whatsapp emoticons without the help of emoji some time in the future. 

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Whatsapp Hack: How to Spy on other Users

With the technology that is available today, spying on someone has become more of a digital act rather than a physical one. People can learn more about others by studying what they do online rather than what they do without technology.

One of these ways is through a Whatsapp hack that allows other people to see the online activity of others made through this messaging application. This is also known as spying. Through differed methods of hacking, it is possible to see other people’s messages, contacts, data and other things that they share via Whatsapp. Parents, lovers and even friends use spying methods to monitor their loved ones or play pranks on them.

One of the easiest ways to do this is through spy software. These refer to programs that can be installed either on mobile phones or on computers that will help them gain access to someone else’s account.

Programs such as mSpy, whatsapphackspy and highster mobile are some examples of spying software. These programs were designed to exploit weaknesses in Whatsapp’s database encryption codes and gain access into their servers that contain people and conversations.

These programs have made spying very easy even for beginners. As long as someone has the patience to read a few instruction manuals and the budget to download these programs, they will be able to monitor the conversations of other people.

The second way to do a Whatsapp hack on another person’s account is through the manipulation of the MAC address. MAC stands for Media Access Control. Similar to an IP address, a MAC address is a set of numbers used to identify a device on a particular network. Even computers have MAC addresses. This address is used by a host network to assign various elements to.

When a mobile phone user logs into their Whatsapp account, the servers will check the MAC address of that phone and match it with what they have on file for that address. Once it has found a match, the server will provide the phone at that MAC address with all their data because the system thinks it belongs to them.

With that being said, if the MAC address of another person’s Whatsapp device is applied to another device, then that other device is granted access to all the data for the original owner’s account by default. Although it sounds easy, this requires somewhat advanced technical knowledge and a bit of mischief in order to accomplish.

To use the MAC address of another Whatsapp-using device, the actual device is necessary. This is because it is impossible to trace someone else’s MAC address without their actual phone. Because of that, the permission of the device owner might be needed. If not, the phone has to be taken without their permission.

Once the device is in hand, the first thing that users need to do is to obtain the MAC address of the said device. Depending on the manufacturer of the device, the location of this data varies. For Android users, the address is located under the “about phone” option in settings. It will be labelled as “Wi-Fi MAC address” after tapping on “Status”. For iOS users, the MAC address is located under the “about” option in “general” under settings.

This address is rather long as it can go to beyond 10 characters in length. It is best to write it down. However, once the MAC address has been secured, there is no more need for the device. For those planning to hack a person’s account without their knowledge, they would need five minutes alone with the device in order to obtain the MAC address.

With the MAC address in hand, the next step is to fool another device into owning that said MAC address. This is where a little bit of technical knowledge goes a long way. This is also known as spoofing the phone. Remember that this second phone will have a MAC address of its own. It is necessary to override it with the acquired MAC address of the earlier phone in order for the Whatsapp hack to work.

A rooted Android phone would be the best choice for this task. Remember that a rooted phone will have no technical limitations when it comes to the manipulation of its settings. It does not also have a warranty.

This rooted Android phone must have the BusyBox application installed. This supplementary App will allow the execution of certain actions on a phone. There is no exact way to use it as the app will run itself. Another needed app is the terminal application. This is similar to the terminal program used on most computers. It will take the user to a blank screen that accepts user input as commands like MS-DOS. Once in the terminal app, this particular code has to be typed:

 busybox ifconfig eth0 hw ether YX:YX:YX:YX:YX:YX 

This line of command will instruct the phone to change its MAC address manually. Replace the YX’s in the command above with the MAC address obtained earlier. When it is done properly, the phone should now show the new MAC address when checked using the earlier methods.

The next step is to uninstall and re-install Whatsapp on the selected phone. Take note that it might be better to start with a phone without Whatsapp before spoofing the MAC address.

After installing Whatsapp (whatsapp on pc is different) and configuring it using the mobile number of the first phone, the Whatsapp hack will be complete. The spoofed MAC address on the second phone will fool Whatsapp servers into thinking that it is the earlier phone and will provide that phone access to the same account as the original phone. It is like having two separate devices running the same account.

With that much access, owners will be able to see everything that this person does. The best part about this method is that it is difficult to trace. Because there are no third-party applications that support the spying, the user will not notice that their account is being shared with another device.

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Updating Your Whatsapp Online Status Using A PC

A basic yet successful message service, Whatsapp online status enables you to communicate with anybody on your contacts diary as long as they likewise have the Whatsapp Messenger application. They need not even to be utilizing it. Push notices alert them on the off chance that you sent a message. Which fundamentally makes Whatsapp the same as sending a text content utilizing your web connectivity. Simply enter your telephone number so individuals will you utilizing their contacts diary book.

Updating Your WhatsApp Online Status

The Whatsapp Messenger is a restrictive, cross platform texting service for cell phones and select phones that that use the web for correspondence. Notwithstanding content messaging, users send one another pictures, feature videos, and sound media messages and also their locale utilizing coordinated mapping features.

It was established in 2009 by US nationals Jan Koum (additionally the CEO) and Brian Acton, both previous working with Yahoo!, and is situated in Mountain View, California.
Presently it is one of the quickest developing messaging apps. It is utilized internationally and it ought not shock to discover that you can now utilize this amazing texting application through your PC.



Updated Online Status for Whatsapp

Notwithstanding the way it is faced with extreme rivalry from other popular contenders, it is not simple to exceed it. This application gives simple text, feature video and voice talk, and with a streamlined interface all in one place.

Whatsapp is as of now accessible across numerous phone stages i.e. Blackberry , Symbian, Android, iPhone and Windows Phone.

All Androids phones that run Android 2.1 or more, all Blackberry gadgets running OS 4.7 and later, and all iPhones running IOS 4.3 plus later versions. Nonetheless, some double sim gadgets may not work with Whatsapp, however there are several ways to go about it.

Whatsapp published On June 13, 2013, that they reached their new day record processing 27 billion messages. As indicated by the Financial Times, it "has done to SMS on cellular telephones what Skype did to worldwide landline calling."

In April 2014, it crossed a-billion client mark. As of May 2014, Whatsapp crossed 50 million month to month dynamic clients in India, which also happens to be its biggest nation by the amount of month to month dynamic users.
Even though you’re PC does not have a Whatsapp online status application. Indeed, you can still utilize this message application as a part of your PC with the easy steps that follow .
At present, there are two techniques you could use to introduce Whatsapp For PC.

First method
1. From the official website site Bluestack.com download blue stack.
2. Follow prompts as you install.
3. When installed, click on Blue stack desktop symbol to get to the primary interface.
4. Displayed will be a board with 25 separate applications. Move to upper-right part of the tab the “My Apps” Click it.
5. In the wake of clicking on it, you will be redirected to a screen that has a few default applications.
6. Next Click on "Application Search" to access the most recent version.
7. At the point when a bar pops up, key in "Whatsapp" and you will be consequently shown 3 stores.
8. Then Click on the Whatsapp from Mobile 1 store.
9. Instantly, download will begin and it will take a couple of seconds or minutes relying upon individual Internet connection.
10. After installation, you can easily find Whatsapp in My Apps.’
11. You can consequently Click on Whatsapp and give required data and pick the applicable verification options. It important to know that you can use any telephone number you have. You'll need to manually enter the validation key after it’s sent to you.

Using a Wassap Messenger for Online Status Updates

Second Method.
Whatsapp's unofficial client is Wassapp. In the event that your PC is slow, Wassap is most perfect for you on the grounds that it will take up exceptionally negligible resources of the system.
Here is the procedure to follow in installing Whatsapp via Wassap ,
1. First download Wassap to your PC. Just around 11mb. It will be downloaded quickly.
2. When it has been downloaded, it will you with two alternatives to begin it. You can decide to make an alternate Whatsapp account or utilize a current one.
3. On the off chance that you choose to utilize your Whatsapp account, select your nation and give your pass word and telephone number to have the capacity to log into your account. The pass word you enter ought to be your telephone's IMEI number.
4. On the off chance that you have no Whatsapp account, click on the "Register" catch to open one.
5. Enter the essential data.
6. Select whether you need an SMS or a telephone to receive the login code.
7. You will receive your auto-created pass word. Use it for all the future logins.



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Top 50 Love Status For Whatsapp

Love means many different things to many people. Most love status for whatsapp updates touch on a whole range of subjects , including lovers , parents ,siblings ,kids and friends.
With only 139 characters at your disposal for your update, below are 50 love status for whatsapp to get you started when you reach your wits end.



1. Love at times needs to do us an incredible favour: hold us upside down and shake sense into us..
2. Love is feeling good and safe with someone, yet at the same time getting weak in the knees when they stroll into a room then smile at you.
3. Grand essentials of satisfaction are: something to love, something to hope for and something to do.
4. I adore you not just for what you are, but for bringing out the best in me.
5. Hate does not stop through hate any time. Hate stops through affection. This is eternal tenet.
6. The biggest lesson every one of us need to learn is unconditional love, which incorporates others as well as ourselves too.
7. Guided by love, Trust your instinct.
8. A truly wealthy man is one whose children will run into his arms when his hands are empty.
9. When did I last hear from you? Well, I just want to let you know that I miss you so much.
10. Pure affection is an ability to give without considering getting anything as an exchange.
11. I’m glad friends don’t come with price tags, for if it they did, would never afford somebody as cool as you.
12. Don’t expect a lover to bring you love, it’s your love that will attract a lover.
13. Love is not about how many times you can say I love you, but how much your actions will speak.
14. Love is similar to an elastic band held at both ends by two individuals, when one abandons, it hurts the other.
15. No matter how busy, when someone loves you, they will always find time for you.
16. The opportunity to love and be cherished exists regardless of where you are.
17. I can’t say I’m okay because sometimes I’m not ,but I can say I love you. I really do.
18. Being profoundly cherished by somebody provides strength, while loving someone profoundly provides courage.
19. Countless is the number of times my mind spare thoughts for you every single day,
20. Love is that scenario in which the bliss of someone else is fundamental to your own.
21. You can make a lady do anything, if, you can make her laugh.
22. Just like the wind, similar to the wind, you can't see love however you can feel it.
23. You don't adore somebody on the grounds that they're perfect, you cherish them regardless of the ways they’re most certainly not.
24. You were the first person on my mind when I woke up this morning, and I thought I’s say hi before I get anything else done.
25. If friends were flowers, I’d never pick you but let you grow in the gardens and cultivate you with love and care.
26. There is continually something left to love. On the off chance that you haven’t discovered that, then you haven’t learnt anything.
27. The moment we recognize what we feel, once we realize how deeply we can feel, cherish deeply, can feel bliss, then we will Endeavour to have all parts of our lives to produce the same bliss.
28. Great love stories never end.
29. Love is two fools together.
30. Though love is just a scene in a man's history, it is the whole history of a woman's life.
31. If I had a blossom for each time I thought of you, I would forever stroll through my garden.
32. When somebody cherishes you, they say your name is a unique way. You just know that your name is very safe in their mouth.
33. Just when you think it can't deteriorate, it can. Also when you think it can't show signs of improvement, it can.
34. Better love and lose than never love at all.
35. A loving heart is the beginning of wisdom.
36. A man is halfway enamored with any lady who listens to him.
37. A woman's creative ability is extremely quick; it hops from adoration to love, from affection to marriage in a minute.
38. The person you adore and the person who adores you are never ever the same.
39. Needing someone is love. Having patience on their shortcomings because they complete you.
40. A person is loved because of love. No reason is required for the love.
41. My sentiments won't be quelled. You must permit me to let you know how fervently I appreciate and adore you.
42. Even the poets have never measured the amount the heart can hold."
43. Thoughts of you come easy, I do it consistently. Missing you is the despair that never goes away.
44. This is going to sound insane; however… from the minute I first set eyes on you I haven’t stopped thinking of you.
45. If you ever ask me how frequently you've crossed my mind, I would say once. Since you came, and never left.
46. The strongest passion is love, for it simultaneously assaults the senses, the heart and the head.
47. In spite of the distance I feel a lot closer to you than most of the people I get to spend time with every day.
48. No matter happened. Regardless of what you've done. Regardless of what you will do. I will always love you. That I swear.
49. I'd do everything over once more, on the off chance that I had the decision. No second thoughts.
50. Lastly, now that you are out of the woods , what about this one to take you to dry land ...
51. 50.Love isn't focused around who gave more , or who did most, it’s about who stayed in your good and bad times , never showed signs of change ,never left and never expected anything in return.

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WhatsApp Server Status went down briefly in February.

WhatsApp has now gained immense popularity. This status has acheived mainly via its youthful features and timely service. However, everyonce in a while WhatsApp Server status becomes what it is not suooised to be.

Recently, WhatsApp suffered an outage for around three and a half hour in 22nd of the February 2014. The WhatsApp status confirmed that they were experiencing server problems. WhatsApp tweet read "sorry we are currently experiencing server issues. we hope to be back up and recovered shortly."

WhatsApp started to work again for some users after two and half hours to some users. However, some users were still experiencing some problems like vanishing of last seen stamp. The WhatsApp server status propelled a host of memes online that hinted at the .But now that WhatsApp status server is positive and functioning properly, here are some of the coolest one liner you can use in your status update.

Passion is the genesis of genius.  

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.  

Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.  

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.  

Don’t confuse having a career with having a life.  

The road to success is always under construction.  

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.  

Happiness does not buy you money.  

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.  

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.  

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.  

Be a good person, but don’t try to prove.  

When everything comes your way. Then you are on the wrong way.  

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.  

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.  

Friendship comes when silence between two people is there.  

We’re a non-profit company. It didn’t start out that way but it happened.  

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.  

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.  

First love is important but last love is very important.  

I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.  

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status  

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.  

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.  

If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try.  

In “Success” all depends on the second letter.  

To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.  

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.  

The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.  

She’s so fake. If you look behind her neck, I bet it says “Made in China”.  

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode.  

If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.  

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.  

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.  

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.  

Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!  

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.  

If at first, you don’t succeed… Keep flushing.  

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.  

WhatsApp is using me!  

I am so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.  

I drink to make other people interesting.  

If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.  

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.  

We repair what your husband fixed. (Plumbing company motto.)  

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.  

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.  

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So, what makes a cool one liner even more cooler WhatsApp status?

So, what makes a cool one liner even more cooler WhatsApp status? Sure, quick wit comes a long way and so does the ability to reinvent things. After all, to put a new twist to same old funny WhatsApp status, knowning when to update a sad WhatsApp status, knowing when to put in sarcastic one-liner and so on. These all are integral part of making  a cooler WhatsApp status. Here are some examples  of what we are trying to say:

Cooler WhatsApp Status

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. - Dilbert

Always remember that you are absolutely unique... Just like everyone else...

As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free...

Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink...

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really...

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it...

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs...

Facebook is telling me to "reconnect" with my brother...hmmm, I see him everyday :D

Going to temple/church/mosque doesn’t make you a human, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car...

"Gods are fragile things, they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense." - Chapman Cohen (1868 - 1954)

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.

I didn t climb to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian...

I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...

I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, gross, godless, evil stuff... and I want it (:

Some cooler WhatsApp Status

I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!

I wasn't lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth

I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten... :P

I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.

If a stranger offers you a piece of candy...take two...

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can't speak English...

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I'm a prince in Lagos, Nigeria and I want you to help me move $500 million out of the country.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

I'm Only Here For The Free Food

I'm smiling. This should scare you.

It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.

It takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen...

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.

My IQ came back negative :P

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them...

No Déjà vu please...I Don't want to go through that again

Oh... I didn’t tell you... Then It must be none of your business...

Oh... Sorry... Did you mistake me for someone who cares?

People say that laughter is the best medicine...my face must be curing the world!

Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them!

Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them...

Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!

Suicide: Mans way of telling God - "You can't fire me, I quit".

THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

There is no "me" in team. No, wait, yes there is!

Think Im Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care!

Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1-2.

Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off...

Waitress: 'Do u have any questions about the menu?'
Me: 'What kind of font is this?'

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

WHY GOD? WHY ONLY ME? WHY YOU ARE DOING THIS TO ME... Didn't we had a deal that I never get old :'(

You can't be a real country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.

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Basic introduction to WhatsApp, Staus Message and other features.

WhatsApp is an instant messaging service for phone. In addition to the messaging, there is the facility to send images, audio and video message.

 

Founded in 2009 by two US citizens, WhatsApp is now very popular across different demographic distribution.

In 2013, WhatsApp reached the milestone of 400 million active users.

As mentioned above some of the most exciting features are WhatsApp Status, Message sending and other social networking features.

However, for a stylish status updates you need some cool one-liners for WhatsApp status message. Borrow some from us:

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Do witches run spell checkers?

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

For people who like peace and quiet: A phoneless cord.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Some Cool WhatsApp Status

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts do.

Jesus is coming, so look busy.

Police Station toilet stolen: cops have nothing to go on.

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Plan to be spontaneous .......... tomorrow.

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.

To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.

Here I am! What are your other two wishes?

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Here are some of the WhatsApp Status, Sad is the theme.

Life is not always a bed of roses. There are times when things go wrong and we feel a little down. Social media now has become an integral part of our lives. It is only natural that social media now reflect our way of thinking and our changing moods. That was the chief reason behind Facebook coming up with the addition of feelings on the Facebook. 

To find the perfect sad status is a very hard thing to find indeed, because after all, to make something attention-grabbing and sad at the same time is a difficult feat to manage.

Same is the case when it comes to Happy Whatsapp Status. Sad statuses are hard to maintain that tricky balance between sad and pathetic. It is okay to be sad, but try avoiding sounding overly needy and completely pathetic. Here are some of the Whatsapp status, Sad is the theme of the one-liners here.

For the Unhappy Depressed

• I love you. So simple. So true. So painful...
• Tears are words too painful for a broken heart to speak.
• Moving on is simple, it’s what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.
• You never really stop loving someone, you just learn to try to live without them.
• The worst way to love someone is to sit next to them, knowing they don’t love you back.
• You don’t realize how much you care about someone until they don’t care about you.
• My heart is breaking baby, please say it ain't true.
• That sad moment when you realise the one you love doesn't feel the same.
• Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
• True love burns the brightest, but the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
• I walk in the rain (So no-one can tell I'm crying)...
• If I had one wish, it would be to go back to the way things were - back to when you loved me.
• It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
• Behind every smile lies a broken heart.
• It hurts the most when you can actually feel your heart breaking.
• Current Status: Heart broken.
• That sad moment when the one you really love says they don't want you in their life any more.
• (S)ad (A)lone (D)evistated.
• When you are crying over someone. And they're out having fun.
• If you never get your heart broken, you'll never learn to love!
• I never knew heart break until I fell for you.
• The only thing worse than a broken heart knows you would give him another chance.






Words Can sometimes soothe the broken word




• Heartbroken (Would be an understatement).

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